Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Faiz Ahmed Faiz- Salutations!!!!

Vo log bahut Khush_qismat the
jo ishq ko kaam samajhate the
yaa kaam se aashiqii karate the
ham jiite jii masaruuf rahe
kuchh ishq kiyaa kuchh kaam kiyaa

kaam ishq ke aade aataa rahaa
aur ishq se kaam ulajhataa rahaa
phir aakhir tang aakar ham ne
donon ko adhuuraa chhod diyaa

source- Urdu

Sunday, May 24, 2015

And an underdog called Sabina loses her job

So there was a cat fight in the kingdom. P Freud"s girl Vapidity got into a brawl. The story goes like this:
On a hot humid day in the kingdom Sabina entered Vapidity's room and started screaming and behaving in a manner that did not befit the ethics of the kingdom. The issue was related to some dates of recruitment.  Allegedly Sabina pushed Vapidity.
Vapidity screamed and cried. She is the head of recruitment. Her defense is that she needs to wail to let out her steam. And then some other mortals physically separated Sabina and Vapidity.  Vapidity had a look that said,' I am hurt beyond doubt 'and she went around like a martyr.
According to the bird the motto of  a mature HR person is to behave with grace and control if at all another employee is losing it. And why is Sabina losing it with Vapidity????? Vapidity, it takes two to tango!!!!! Incase you did not know.

Now the justice expended.... Sabina was sacked by P Freud who was full of sympathy for Vapidity who she felt was very sensitive, very wronged and yada yada yada.
THIS IS SO WRONG.  Justice is not served. It is denied.
Great successful companies in such cases sack both the employees or keep both. In this case the underdog, contract employee was asked to go while the person in power was asked to stay.
The message it gives is: 1) The contract unrepresented worker is expendable.
2) People like Vapidity in power are graced.

Should the bird fly to the Emperor and chirp?????
Let me know.....


Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Violations in the kingdom

And so everybody is trying to find their mojo in the kingdom. The Stick man and Ken seem to have settled into the depths of inefficiency.
Barbie is being tried by the courts. Tch Tch she must mend her ways.
However, I as the bird on the tree can see it all. The bird is friends with all.
P Freud is speaking a lot. P Freud does not realize the porosity of the kingdom. P Freud comes across as a start up venture!!!!!!!!! with a trustometer!!!!
Well, P Freud also violated....... P Freud showed salaries and proposed hike to Robot. And discussed issues of the same to Robot who has no stake in this. Salaries and proposed hikes are private and very personal, so God said!!!!
Robot was shocked however curiosity got better. And so now every one knows everything!!!!
Is this ethical in the banana republic???? I think P Freud has done the office it is holding a dishonor.
What can be the solution? No answer!!! The plot thickens!!!!!
P Freud needs a scotch tape, Robot may do the hatch job.
The slow steady wheels of the kingdom are moving at a snail's pace.
The Emperor seems to have also sobered. The bird wants to have a tete a tete with him.

Chirp Chirp I have to fly away. The dead bodies are rotting here.